Me: "Okay... I'm thinking of someone. Ask a question."
Colin: "Is it a boy?"
Me: "Yes."
Colin: "Is it a kid?"
Me: "No. It's someone really, really, really old."
Colin (yelling and very excited because he's sure he has the right answer): "It's Dad!"
(The answer was supposed to be Santa Claus.)
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Now it's Colin's turn and we've established that the person he's thinking of is a boy, is a teenager, and doesn't live in Georgia.
Quinn: "Is he pretend?"
Colin: "He's real and pretend."
Me (because I know where this is going): "Is it Ben 10?"
Colin: "Yes!!!"
Quinn (bothered and whiny): "Colinnnn! Ben 10 is on a TV show!"
Colin: "Ben 10 is really real! Mom, tell her! Ben 10 really is real!"
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And one last one...
Colin: "Okay, what's your question?"
Mom: "Is it a boy?"
Colin: "Yes!"
Quinn: "Is he old?"
Colin: "I don't know if he's old or a kid...?"
Mom: "Does he go to our church?"
Colin: "No, but he's always all around us all the time."
Quinn: "Is is Jesus?"
Colin: "Yes!"

